So Sarah with an H and us became secret agents. and whenever the porta phone blew away, Sarah was there to catch it. thank you Sarah with an H. We have a charlie's angels theme going on here. HOTT. we also steal footballs and play with them.
bus rides: yeah there fun. this one time, the band was so loud and obnoxious so us 2 little girls talked louder than the 30+ band members. They also left in the middle of the game too. How RUDE! how would they feel if we went to one of their little band-things and got up and left... thats what i thought! no words can explain how fun bus rides are. they are pretty nothy.. like nick of toth. except when we get yelled at, but thats in basketball season. Sarah with an H falls asleep all the time. Her and Camp D were our nextdoor bus buddies. we make pretty hot dance moves on these rides aswell. jack, jack, jack, jack, JAACKKKKKK! ya know, from titanic. duhh. Captain Split didnt like Jack very much. she always said he was gonna break up with us but noo he loves us. our hearts only beat for Captain Split. Bob the builder doesnt like jack either. he threatened to kick us of the bus. in the snow. on the corner. in cheerleading uniforms. no food. all alone. Thanks Bob the builder!!
And then one game, we were just chillin at the norm with mandy and we found the game birdie. we still to this day cannot understand how the team played without the ball. the only reason they won the game was when they made the shot into the garbage can for 10 points. "yayyyy, they made a score!" "are we on defense?" "get this weak shit off my court" the norm school was clearly a school for midgets although the soap dispensers were like sky high. poor midgets. i guess they dont have clean hands. wouldnt want to eat in that cafeteria. and then for the parma game we made friends with pat, jessica, maliki, jordan, courtney and a bunch of other people. we tend to dance in the doorway next to the stage. talking to the jv boys as they warm up. but they pretend not to hear us.
at the aurora game there was a referee that was a vampire. for real, no joke. he almost bit us. we wore all black with a collar. his whistle was blood flavored. he needs a new one like every 2 hours because he bites wholes in them. and then he showed up at our transparent school with a solid arrow yesterday. he was stalking sarah with an H. we thought she was dead. but shes not. thank god. "dont believe in god? your not alone" and then there was tampon face... we kindly asked for a tampon for girl with nails and she stared us down like we are crazy. there was fire in her eyes. i thought her heart was a black whole. like seriously is she a man?! she's a teenage girl, why wouldnt she have a tampon. and then Bald Eagle aka Bennett yells out "Is that herr!!!" thanks bald eagle/Bennett! Bald eagle/Bennett is currently dating McNothy. how cute. aww. but McNothy cheats on Bald Eagle/Bennett with JACKKKKK! only in chaple. and Bald Eagle/Bennett cheats on McNothy with BDawg. its a complicated relationship. By the way: we are not dating Bald Eagle/Bennett or McNothy if thats what your thinking.
love, Veggie Pizza and Fruit Snacks
bus rides: yeah there fun. this one time, the band was so loud and obnoxious so us 2 little girls talked louder than the 30+ band members. They also left in the middle of the game too. How RUDE! how would they feel if we went to one of their little band-things and got up and left... thats what i thought! no words can explain how fun bus rides are. they are pretty nothy.. like nick of toth. except when we get yelled at, but thats in basketball season. Sarah with an H falls asleep all the time. Her and Camp D were our nextdoor bus buddies. we make pretty hot dance moves on these rides aswell. jack, jack, jack, jack, JAACKKKKKK! ya know, from titanic. duhh. Captain Split didnt like Jack very much. she always said he was gonna break up with us but noo he loves us. our hearts only beat for Captain Split. Bob the builder doesnt like jack either. he threatened to kick us of the bus. in the snow. on the corner. in cheerleading uniforms. no food. all alone. Thanks Bob the builder!!
And then one game, we were just chillin at the norm with mandy and we found the game birdie. we still to this day cannot understand how the team played without the ball. the only reason they won the game was when they made the shot into the garbage can for 10 points. "yayyyy, they made a score!" "are we on defense?" "get this weak shit off my court" the norm school was clearly a school for midgets although the soap dispensers were like sky high. poor midgets. i guess they dont have clean hands. wouldnt want to eat in that cafeteria. and then for the parma game we made friends with pat, jessica, maliki, jordan, courtney and a bunch of other people. we tend to dance in the doorway next to the stage. talking to the jv boys as they warm up. but they pretend not to hear us.
at the aurora game there was a referee that was a vampire. for real, no joke. he almost bit us. we wore all black with a collar. his whistle was blood flavored. he needs a new one like every 2 hours because he bites wholes in them. and then he showed up at our transparent school with a solid arrow yesterday. he was stalking sarah with an H. we thought she was dead. but shes not. thank god. "dont believe in god? your not alone" and then there was tampon face... we kindly asked for a tampon for girl with nails and she stared us down like we are crazy. there was fire in her eyes. i thought her heart was a black whole. like seriously is she a man?! she's a teenage girl, why wouldnt she have a tampon. and then Bald Eagle aka Bennett yells out "Is that herr!!!" thanks bald eagle/Bennett! Bald eagle/Bennett is currently dating McNothy. how cute. aww. but McNothy cheats on Bald Eagle/Bennett with JACKKKKK! only in chaple. and Bald Eagle/Bennett cheats on McNothy with BDawg. its a complicated relationship. By the way: we are not dating Bald Eagle/Bennett or McNothy if thats what your thinking.
love, Veggie Pizza and Fruit Snacks
