we spent almost 2 whole hours putting faces in holes.. :)
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
AppleTrees (:
With Fruit of the Loom safely tucked away in her straight jacket and padded room. No worries Fruit of the Loom, those voices won't harm you anymore. Kaycee with a K and Stephanie with a PH returned to the D headquarters (DHQ) where we had a dip in the pool. With a sun hangover and a now developing pool hangover our stomachs screamed in hunger. Hunger = chocolate chip cookie sundae from Apple Trees. With this in mind, we lotioned up and got in the rocket ship and went on our merry way. After our visit to the moon (it's lovely by the way, Despicable Me did not harm it.) we blasted off to Apple Trees. We were seated and given menus that weren't much help in deciphering our food choices until we both grew grey hair and beards. Then we shaved them in the sink and were later scolded by the Prez of DHQ for it. We received our scrumptious meals, savoring every last bite. When asked to enjoy a nice dessert, we declined. Later to highly regret the decision we had made. So, we ordered dessert. Not just any dessert, THE DESSERT. Bold, underline! After the treat, we attempted to continue to the restroom. As the destination was fast approaching, Stephanie with a PH was distracted by a photograph of Marilyn Monroe and slowly began to unintentionally open the door to the men's restroom. Kaycee with a K acted in heroism to redirect Stephanie with a PH to the correct crapper. We then finished our business. We come, eat, leave a present, and leave. Upon realizing Kaycee with a K left her car keys at the eating table, she dashed back to he booth. What happened next will shock you. A waiter appeared out of nowhere holding a black tray of unknown consumable substances. In the race to retrieve the keys, she killed him. Only kidding, but he was seriously hurt and life flighted to the nearest crazy house as no one believed his hideous claim. How could a young, defenseless, poor child collide with a tray spilling it's contents on the clean rug below? It's unthought of. Believe it or not.
Love,
The Clumsies
Love,
The Clumsies
Frickin Freeway :[
While departing from the beach, we entered the forsaken highway (but it wasn't forsaken, there was a plethora of cars!) We encountered a red truck while merging. He clearly cut us off without the use of a blinker to notify myself or any other pedestrians of the vehicle land. Along the way, we came across plenty of other unruly childlike vehicles running a muck on the once-beautiful highway. The stress level was high and so was the temperature. You could bake cookies on the dashboard and fry eggs on the seat belts. There was one friendly car named Black PT Cruiser. She followed at a lovely distance the whole ride home. She was like a bodyguard in the vehicle land. We exited the freeway of evil with intentions of returning Fruit of the Loom to her birthing place.
Oh, we're not finished just yet...
Drive safe,
Seat Belt and Radio Knob
Oh, we're not finished just yet...
Drive safe,
Seat Belt and Radio Knob
Beachy
Sorry bloggers! we lost our password... so we clearly haven't been updating anything recently. No worries, problem solved!
At 10 o'clock today, our day began. Stephanie with a PH, Kaycee with a K, and Fruit of the Loom ventured to Euclid Beach after an intense party the night before. Our journey began at the gas station where Kaycee with a K drove into a gas pump blocker. OUCH. no fret, where all fine.. well except for Phil, but that's another story. After 4 drinks, 2 granola bars, and a muffin we were on our way. On the drive, we approached a car with a passenger staring at us. The car-full of people turned out to be a long lost friend named Quarter. She followed us almost the whole way there. But later turned down a mysterious street full of fog and light rain where she was never to return.
Arrival!:
We had some troubles locating our destination. We had to reroute multiple times before finding the entrance to the beach. Unlike our last beach outing, we were allowed to go into the water due to the lack of lifeguards. Anyway, we hustled to our selected location over the scorching hot sand. The day was filled with walking, sand castles, and animals. On our way to the docks, we came across a vicious squirrel giving us the Captain Crunch death stare. We proceeded on an alternate route. As we walk along the rocks an old man with an old camera inquiring to photograph us wearing our "Fashionable Bathing Suits." We declined and skipped off into the aquatic scene. Walking the opposite way of the old man with the old camera we came across a mass of massive rocks. We were intrigued and proceeded to explore, there were stairs leading up to a look out and we found a perfect chair rock, and one with moss long as hair. Kaycee with a K found a rock that frightened her, "it was a dagger of evil pointing to the sky to destroy the sun and humanity below." Stephanie with a PH found, once again, a "Little Mermaid" rock. Fruit of the Loom was frightened and isolated herself and her mosquito infested legs to one rock. She was afraid of the mutated fish from the pollution in Lake Erie below, thinking if she glanced upon them her eyes would shrivel into dust casting away with the soft lake breeze. RIP 3 fish and a poor goose-duck. After our rock climb we ventured back to our original placement where we decided to return to our dwellings. Say tuned for more adventure.
Signed,
Thing 1 & Thing 2 (:
At 10 o'clock today, our day began. Stephanie with a PH, Kaycee with a K, and Fruit of the Loom ventured to Euclid Beach after an intense party the night before. Our journey began at the gas station where Kaycee with a K drove into a gas pump blocker. OUCH. no fret, where all fine.. well except for Phil, but that's another story. After 4 drinks, 2 granola bars, and a muffin we were on our way. On the drive, we approached a car with a passenger staring at us. The car-full of people turned out to be a long lost friend named Quarter. She followed us almost the whole way there. But later turned down a mysterious street full of fog and light rain where she was never to return.
Arrival!:
We had some troubles locating our destination. We had to reroute multiple times before finding the entrance to the beach. Unlike our last beach outing, we were allowed to go into the water due to the lack of lifeguards. Anyway, we hustled to our selected location over the scorching hot sand. The day was filled with walking, sand castles, and animals. On our way to the docks, we came across a vicious squirrel giving us the Captain Crunch death stare. We proceeded on an alternate route. As we walk along the rocks an old man with an old camera inquiring to photograph us wearing our "Fashionable Bathing Suits." We declined and skipped off into the aquatic scene. Walking the opposite way of the old man with the old camera we came across a mass of massive rocks. We were intrigued and proceeded to explore, there were stairs leading up to a look out and we found a perfect chair rock, and one with moss long as hair. Kaycee with a K found a rock that frightened her, "it was a dagger of evil pointing to the sky to destroy the sun and humanity below." Stephanie with a PH found, once again, a "Little Mermaid" rock. Fruit of the Loom was frightened and isolated herself and her mosquito infested legs to one rock. She was afraid of the mutated fish from the pollution in Lake Erie below, thinking if she glanced upon them her eyes would shrivel into dust casting away with the soft lake breeze. RIP 3 fish and a poor goose-duck. After our rock climb we ventured back to our original placement where we decided to return to our dwellings. Say tuned for more adventure.
Signed,
Thing 1 & Thing 2 (:
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Cheerleading Adventures!
So Sarah with an H and us became secret agents. and whenever the porta phone blew away, Sarah was there to catch it. thank you Sarah with an H. We have a charlie's angels theme going on here. HOTT. we also steal footballs and play with them.
bus rides: yeah there fun. this one time, the band was so loud and obnoxious so us 2 little girls talked louder than the 30+ band members. They also left in the middle of the game too. How RUDE! how would they feel if we went to one of their little band-things and got up and left... thats what i thought! no words can explain how fun bus rides are. they are pretty nothy.. like nick of toth. except when we get yelled at, but thats in basketball season. Sarah with an H falls asleep all the time. Her and Camp D were our nextdoor bus buddies. we make pretty hot dance moves on these rides aswell. jack, jack, jack, jack, JAACKKKKKK! ya know, from titanic. duhh. Captain Split didnt like Jack very much. she always said he was gonna break up with us but noo he loves us. our hearts only beat for Captain Split. Bob the builder doesnt like jack either. he threatened to kick us of the bus. in the snow. on the corner. in cheerleading uniforms. no food. all alone. Thanks Bob the builder!!
And then one game, we were just chillin at the norm with mandy and we found the game birdie. we still to this day cannot understand how the team played without the ball. the only reason they won the game was when they made the shot into the garbage can for 10 points. "yayyyy, they made a score!" "are we on defense?" "get this weak shit off my court" the norm school was clearly a school for midgets although the soap dispensers were like sky high. poor midgets. i guess they dont have clean hands. wouldnt want to eat in that cafeteria. and then for the parma game we made friends with pat, jessica, maliki, jordan, courtney and a bunch of other people. we tend to dance in the doorway next to the stage. talking to the jv boys as they warm up. but they pretend not to hear us.
at the aurora game there was a referee that was a vampire. for real, no joke. he almost bit us. we wore all black with a collar. his whistle was blood flavored. he needs a new one like every 2 hours because he bites wholes in them. and then he showed up at our transparent school with a solid arrow yesterday. he was stalking sarah with an H. we thought she was dead. but shes not. thank god. "dont believe in god? your not alone" and then there was tampon face... we kindly asked for a tampon for girl with nails and she stared us down like we are crazy. there was fire in her eyes. i thought her heart was a black whole. like seriously is she a man?! she's a teenage girl, why wouldnt she have a tampon. and then Bald Eagle aka Bennett yells out "Is that herr!!!" thanks bald eagle/Bennett! Bald eagle/Bennett is currently dating McNothy. how cute. aww. but McNothy cheats on Bald Eagle/Bennett with JACKKKKK! only in chaple. and Bald Eagle/Bennett cheats on McNothy with BDawg. its a complicated relationship. By the way: we are not dating Bald Eagle/Bennett or McNothy if thats what your thinking.
love, Veggie Pizza and Fruit Snacks
bus rides: yeah there fun. this one time, the band was so loud and obnoxious so us 2 little girls talked louder than the 30+ band members. They also left in the middle of the game too. How RUDE! how would they feel if we went to one of their little band-things and got up and left... thats what i thought! no words can explain how fun bus rides are. they are pretty nothy.. like nick of toth. except when we get yelled at, but thats in basketball season. Sarah with an H falls asleep all the time. Her and Camp D were our nextdoor bus buddies. we make pretty hot dance moves on these rides aswell. jack, jack, jack, jack, JAACKKKKKK! ya know, from titanic. duhh. Captain Split didnt like Jack very much. she always said he was gonna break up with us but noo he loves us. our hearts only beat for Captain Split. Bob the builder doesnt like jack either. he threatened to kick us of the bus. in the snow. on the corner. in cheerleading uniforms. no food. all alone. Thanks Bob the builder!!
And then one game, we were just chillin at the norm with mandy and we found the game birdie. we still to this day cannot understand how the team played without the ball. the only reason they won the game was when they made the shot into the garbage can for 10 points. "yayyyy, they made a score!" "are we on defense?" "get this weak shit off my court" the norm school was clearly a school for midgets although the soap dispensers were like sky high. poor midgets. i guess they dont have clean hands. wouldnt want to eat in that cafeteria. and then for the parma game we made friends with pat, jessica, maliki, jordan, courtney and a bunch of other people. we tend to dance in the doorway next to the stage. talking to the jv boys as they warm up. but they pretend not to hear us.
at the aurora game there was a referee that was a vampire. for real, no joke. he almost bit us. we wore all black with a collar. his whistle was blood flavored. he needs a new one like every 2 hours because he bites wholes in them. and then he showed up at our transparent school with a solid arrow yesterday. he was stalking sarah with an H. we thought she was dead. but shes not. thank god. "dont believe in god? your not alone" and then there was tampon face... we kindly asked for a tampon for girl with nails and she stared us down like we are crazy. there was fire in her eyes. i thought her heart was a black whole. like seriously is she a man?! she's a teenage girl, why wouldnt she have a tampon. and then Bald Eagle aka Bennett yells out "Is that herr!!!" thanks bald eagle/Bennett! Bald eagle/Bennett is currently dating McNothy. how cute. aww. but McNothy cheats on Bald Eagle/Bennett with JACKKKKK! only in chaple. and Bald Eagle/Bennett cheats on McNothy with BDawg. its a complicated relationship. By the way: we are not dating Bald Eagle/Bennett or McNothy if thats what your thinking.
love, Veggie Pizza and Fruit Snacks
hello ladies and gents of the internet.
The first blog...
Hi we're Kaycee (apparently with a K not a C) and Stephanie (i guess with a PH not an F). We're Omo's ( with no E) (that means sophomores). So one time we were painting signs for our school rally because we are cheerleaders. GO TROJANS! when we made the sign for sophomores we ran out of paper and all we could fit was -omo in sophomore, hence, omos. And now its so in its like bell bottoms in the 80s! (: Kaycee with a K is a dancer.. Stephanie with a PH is a gymnast. yeahh. we're pretty crazy expecially at appletrees. thats a resturant. oh and by the way: the walrus sings at midnight.
love, ketchup and mustard.
Hi we're Kaycee (apparently with a K not a C) and Stephanie (i guess with a PH not an F). We're Omo's ( with no E) (that means sophomores). So one time we were painting signs for our school rally because we are cheerleaders. GO TROJANS! when we made the sign for sophomores we ran out of paper and all we could fit was -omo in sophomore, hence, omos. And now its so in its like bell bottoms in the 80s! (: Kaycee with a K is a dancer.. Stephanie with a PH is a gymnast. yeahh. we're pretty crazy expecially at appletrees. thats a resturant. oh and by the way: the walrus sings at midnight.
love, ketchup and mustard.
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